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Remember: Every time you buy a pineapple, you make one Spongebob’s relatives homeless.

theepichumor:

this blog is epic

I WILL NEVER BUY A PINEAPPLE AGAIN!!!

Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you had a sore throat, and he asked you what the problem was, and you suddenly turned into Eminem.

theepichumor:

“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

Teenage Girl Thoughts

Okay, heres how it is. You broke my heart when you left and went to her, and didn’t care what it did to me, why? why would you do that? and you expected me to still be there with you. haha jokes on you. i’m with someone new and theres NOTHING you can do about it. HE is the one there for me now. HE is the one that makes me laugh and smile. HE is the one that actually CARES. have fun with yo new little girlfriend. oh wait… she already left you for some other guy and you were dissapointed when you couldn’t come crawling back to me because i MOVED ON. I knew what you were doing and i was sick of getting hurt. Go crawling back to one of the other girls that are eventually going to see what i saw and get the heck out of there. have a nice life ruining others lives. goodbye.

^how i felt a few months ago. thank god my life is how it is now. thank god he broke my heart so i could find the one who does everything he can to make my heart whole.

thefluffypotato:

tltty:

its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls

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